{"product_id":"finished-dried-mouse-keychain","title":"Finished Dried Mouse Keychain","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(68, 102, 136);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🐭 Finished Dried Mouse Keychain\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"Is that… a real mouse?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"No. It's worse. It's yarn.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 😏\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(201, 120, 54);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe weird little gift nobody knew they needed\u003c\/strong\u003e 😅\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandmade from yarn. Strangely cute. Strangely creepy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(212, 17, 27);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e100% mouse-free. 100% conversation starter.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt stares at you from your keychain. It dangles from your bag. People will do a double take every single time. And that's exactly the point.\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/1_0a596118-1fb9-4e15-9acd-db7622efb0cf.jpg?v=1775199445\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(1, 172, 188);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you'll love it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✅ Looks like a dried mouse – feels like a plush toy you can't stop squeezing\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/2_4afa25f5-a05d-4e80-b5f8-96c122ea1e7b.jpg?v=1775199446\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✅ Weird enough to scare your grandma, cute enough to charm your friends\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✅ Lightweight and durable for daily carry (it can take a beating)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✅ A perfect gag gift for dark humor lovers, oddity collectors, and anyone who's already seen it all 🖤\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✅ No two are exactly alike – each mouse has its own little personality\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/3_94190eba-177d-449b-afc4-052122416e77.jpg?v=1775199446\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat people are saying (probably):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"I hung it on my bag and three people asked if I needed an exterminator.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"Best $10 I ever spent. My cat is confused. I am delighted.\"\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/4_d043f688-6de6-4824-9cb7-5f5fcb223786.jpg?v=1775199446\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: rgb(241, 125, 9);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎁 White elephant parties – it will be stolen at least twice\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🕸️ Halloween goodie bags – for the kid who likes weird stuff\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🖤 Fans of oddities and taxidermy-style art (without the guilt or the smell)\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/6_4cb296cd-05c7-4e97-ad6e-21ab0a8a8f2d.jpg?v=1775199446\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e😂 That one friend who already has everything – surprise them with this\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🚗 Hanging from your rearview mirror to confuse passengers on road trips\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/5_cb9d2131-6587-4eb8-96f2-a58163a22abd.jpg?v=1775199446\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🧶 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Soft yarn (no animals harmed, we promise)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e📏 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 10×10×10 cm – chunky, squishy, and perfectly awkward\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🔑 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKeychain ready\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – clip it to your bag, keys, backpack, or rearview mirror\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📦 Hang a mouse. Confuse your friends. Repeat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎁Package Includes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 × Finished Dried Mouse Keychain\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/7_ac24a1c7-256d-4b23-b1a8-7747169fc4ed.jpg?v=1775199446\" alt=\"\"\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e❗\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNotes\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDue to manual measurements, please allow slight measurement deviations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDue to the different display and lighting effects, the actual color of the item may be slightly different from the color displayed on the picture.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopifycdn.net\/s\/files\/1\/0566\/7461\/5457\/files\/2_d6eb7690-fa08-44a1-a77d-5389a387d08a_480x480.png?v=1659411405\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOUR GUARANTEE:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWe believe we have some of the most innovative products in the world, and we want to make sure we back that up with a risk-free 30-day guarantee.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf for any reason you do not have a positive experience, we will make every effort to ensure that you are satisfied with your purchase.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWe want you to rest assured that there is absolutely zero risk in buying and trying out products. If you don't like it and don't feel bad, we'll do it right.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWe email support. If you need help, please contact us.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"lovelifeC","offers":[{"title":"BUY 1","offer_id":53191234847085,"sku":"EQ260403018-cplsgysk-1","price":14.9,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0929\/0632\/4333\/files\/1_0a596118-1fb9-4e15-9acd-db7622efb0cf.jpg?v=1775201858","url":"https:\/\/www.spainoaa.com\/products\/finished-dried-mouse-keychain","provider":"Spainoaa","version":"1.0","type":"link"}