{"product_id":"funny-valentine-jar-tell-them-you-luv-em-with-48-badass-quotes","title":"🏹❤️ Funny Valentine’s Day Jar 😻Tell Them You Luv ’Em — With 48 Badass Quotes 🎁Ready to gift — no wrapping stress!","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"quick-add-modal-hidden    product-description rte text-left    style:spacing layout:block:product-description:spacing style:size layout:block:product-description:size\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-expander__content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-cel-widget=\"aplus-premium-module-2-fullbackground-image\" data-csa-c-id=\"a8s1ez-8cvdvp-bzb8bi-nru62o\" style=\"text-align: center;\" class=\"celwidget aplus-module premium-module-2-fullbackground-image aplus-premium\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-section a-spacing-none premium-aplus premium-aplus-module-2\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-section a-spacing-none premium-background-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-track-ed-oid=\"487604\" data-track-ed-plt=\"1\" 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jar?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"483\" data-start=\"287\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"330\" data-start=\"305\"\u003e48 folded quote cards\u003c\/strong\u003e packed with dark humor, savage affection, and laugh-out-loud love notes — perfect for couples who swear, tease, and \u003cem data-end=\"454\" data-start=\"447\"\u003estill\u003c\/em\u003e choose each other every day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"483\" data-start=\"287\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px;\"\u003e\u003cimg height=\"609\" width=\"600\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.webfastcdn.com\/image\/c9b8f4bcbddba4dba2824390e187722fd4650155.jpg\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0929\/0632\/4333\/files\/56954e45bacd5bdf9e374b7f5dc3a8eadf76c162.webp?v=1769334228\"\u003e\u003cimg 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at a time\u003c\/strong\u003e or all at once\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"719\" data-start=\"666\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px;\"\u003e🐈 Iconic black-cat artwork with bold Valentine vibes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"797\" data-start=\"721\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px;\"\u003eEach note is a tiny emotional grenade — funny, sweet, and a little unhinged.\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0929\/0632\/4333\/files\/fa6f787a4865754948ae526f8d68c41f35acc7aa.jpg?v=1769334593\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"821\" data-start=\"804\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px;\"\u003e🎁 Perfect For\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"861\" data-start=\"824\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px;\"\u003eValentine’s Day (anti-cheesy edition)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"891\" 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